Well hello all. So I was told I
needed to start blogging. After several seconds of blank stare my friends
realized I was clueless. I should take a minute and explain why I am clueless.
Well at least about blogging, if we covered everything I'm clueless about it
would require a novel to rival War and Peace. I live on 53 acres of solitude, I have no tv,
I have no internet, and no smart phone (owning a piece of technology that is
smarter then me makes me leery). I don't Facebook or Twitter. I am blissfully
ignorant of the world around me and hope I remain so for the rest of my days. I've
only recently started using Google to look stuff up. That only took seven
months of people telling me, ‘you can Google that ya know’. Let's just say when
it comes to technology I'm a bit of a slow study.
I'm
also a conspiracy theorists, I am positive that one day this blog will be used
against me and I will end up in a secret government facility where water
boarding is how you get a shower and I will be forced to
eat very spicy foods or starve to death.
So this is my very
first attempt at social media but I'm not sure if this is what my friends had
in mind. They said it could be about anything. You would think by now they would've
realized wording is key.
I
mean should I talk about the Woolly mammoth park being built in Siberia? How
about the possibility of Atlantis being found in the Amazon? What about time
travel? Are you for it or against? How about chocolate verses fruit desserts?
deserts? I can never keep those two straight. Let's find out where everyone
stands on the chocolate/fruit dessert issue. This is an unconventional election
year so let's see a show of taste buds and let us know where you stand on this
important topic. Just like the government all votes will be confidential and tallied
by an independent accounting firm, results will be available next week unless you
all vote for the wrong candidate and I have to veto the results.
Well
there you have it folks, my very first attempt at reaching out to the masses on
the World Wide Web. That is what that www thing means, right? Either way hit me
back when you can and remember whichever you vote for, I retain the right to
ask you to defend that position, possibly to the death. We take dessert very
seriously around here. Until next time.
Michelle
Dark chocolate, no question. However I would maintain that chocolate is a vegetable, therefore not a dessert. Ice cream (chocolate) is the only acceptable dessert. Of course, a little slice of cake makes a nice garnish.
ReplyDeleteI agree with your premise that chocolate is a vegetable. Therefore my contention that chocolate cake is a perfectly healthy breakfast makes even more sense. You have chocolate for the fruits and vegetable part, flour for the grains, eggs provide protein, and milk is dairy. A balance meal. :)
DeleteDefinitely for time travel. We have to promote those Diana Gabaldon novels on the shelves!
ReplyDeleteMilk chocolate gets my vote.
I am with Pen...only dark chocolate. Although, strawberries dipped in said chocolate would definitely be better. Of course and argument could be made for chocolate covered bananas, another favorite of mine. And let's not forget chocolate covered pineapple. I mean come on - how could chocolate covered fruit of any kind not be delicious?
ReplyDeleteI have been trying to figure out how to blog for this site. I too am a newly anointed to the art so please be patient. By the way, I like chocolate--all kinds. I love fruit--all kinds. Sometimes I will be seen eating them together so I vote for both. As for the time travel question, I get car sick so I think anything that involves movement needs to include barf bags.
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